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I just had sex with my mattress. Is that illegal?

Will I be thrown into jail?

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  • alucard
    Lv 4
    2 years ago
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    You better hope the mattress ain't pregnant.

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    Depends on how old it is

  • Jeff
    2 years ago

    What does the tag say about it

  • Gummy Roach
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    Only if you remove the tag, otherwise it's perfectly fine.

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  • lila
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    The literal definition of sex requires a penis and a vagina; your mattress does not have a vagina so you did not have sex with it. You just humped it. It's not illegal but it is very lonely and sad.

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    ill you get Bed Bugs... Yuck don't get near me or my bed!

  • 18 gibbs 20
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    Only if you removed the tag on the mattress first.

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    only if you also tore the fire label off

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    is the mattress legal age?

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    no but it is off limits here.

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