How do I ask a questoin?

Yahoo Answers was shut down and doesn't exist anymore. You can no longer ask questions on Yahoo.

on the right side you should see a ask a question box from there type in your question and click submit you wont be able to pick the category tho until after its posted

The site has been around for well over a decade. You need to work on your sense of humor if you really think this bit of (old and tired) humor hasn't been posted ad nauseum over the years (not to mention it's a violation).

the same way you just did