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What's the best way to get myself arrested by police without having to hurt or violate anyone?

Heard prison folks serve tasty food.

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  • Anonymous
    2 years ago
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    Shoplift at Albertson's grocery and then mouth off at a cop when he arrests you. This got me arrested. And jail food is crap.

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    Unfortunately, you might get to know some prisoners who like to widen the circle of their friends...

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    ah that is too easy.... you hold a bottle of beer while driving and go pass a police car. they will arrest you.

  • take a sledge hammer to a patrol car

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  • 2 years ago

    take unknown packages from complete strangers across the border

  • 2 years ago

    there are plenty of victimless crimes, for example, owning a specific plant

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