What's the most crap tourist attraction near you?

England - about seventy miles away

National Football Museum in Manchester City Centre..

It's not crap, but Edinburgh castle is ridiculously overpriced.

Graeme Park

The local Arc D'Triomphe.

Gotta be the Beatles museum tour thing! Yanks flock here by the thousands just to come and see the history of the Beatles - abbey road my back door! It’s absolutely nothing special - yet thousands flock to see the gates to strawberry fields (**** holes behind the gates and a “no go area” lol every legue and every nation you get by them gates! I could go in and on.. but I can’t even be bothered :)

The pubic triangle, never understood the appeal of watching girls gyrating around naked when you can't pump any of them

We have the moors and the Wuthering Heights Bronte Sisters thing near us. The moors are pretty but the sheep aren't great conversationalists.

There is a haunted house nearby too, dates back to before the Civil War, apparently the Earl of Newcastle turned up with cannon and my town bravely surrendered immediately.

I know that one! I went there in the daytime. I saw the ghost of your £16.50.

If it can be called a tourist attraction,the sh*thole that is Cardiff city centre.That doesn't include Cardiff Castle, because the tour inside the castle has some great architecture.