Isn't it odd that believers get possessed by demons yet Atheists never do?

I love this question, and it's so true. Some religious zealots are so psychotic that they convince themselves they are possessed by demons. They are usually schizophrenic or otherwise mentally unbalanced. Atheists don't believe in demons, hence none of them become "possessed."

We don't believe any gods exist, so why in the world would we think any devils or demons do?!

Just where did you make up that hogwash at?

I can guess the Christian reasoning here... "Atheists don't get possessed because you are already bound for Hell.Demons don't need to possess you." This is, of course, nonsense, as is the entire concept of demonic possession.

I got possessed by a dyslexic demon... I kept screaming 'Your mother cooks socks in hell!!!!'

Nobody does.

If you're not with God, you're with Satan. That's demonic.

no, and that's not true

I was possessed by demons one time, but they were cast out into a flock of flying pigs who subsequently died falling out of a dying fig tree.

Not really, no. You have to believe in demons to fool yourself into thinking one is inside you.