Since Evolutionist like to write children's books about evolution. I thought I would try it from a Biblical perspective. What do you think?

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Adam visits his son Cain, in the land of Nod. 
Adam: “Hi son, what are you doing?” 
Cain: “Building a city.” 
Adam: “A CITY!” 
Cain: “Yeah, my vegetable garden was not doing very good, so I decided to build a city instead. I think I will call it Enoch.” 
Adam: “Cain, you can’t build a city.” 
Cain: “Why not?” 
Adam: “Because the finest minds that believe in Evolution are not going to believe it. They believe that we are just dumb cave men.” 
Cain: “Oh!, Can’t we just tell the Evolutionist that I built the first city?” 
Adam: "Son, you don’t know what we’re dealing with here." "Picture an anonymous person with a cell phone, walking around town in their PJ pants and house shoes. At this very moment, they are posting an insulting response on Yahoo questions just how stupid Christians are and how intelligent they are."
Cain: “What’s a cell phone?”

TO BE CONTINUED...

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

not thrilled.
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choko_canyon · Answer

I think this is a POE post.

Anonymous · Answer

Your fiction is quite entertaining, not sure the kids would think so of course.

Climate Realist · Answer

You should annotate your source as the planet between Saturn and Neptune.

People deny evolution because they haven't figured out that the Genesis passage was written to people who were herding sheep 3000 years ago. These sheep herders did not know about quantum relativity, string theory, Higg's boson or time frames of billions of years. The purpose of the Genesis account is about who (God) made the Universe, not about when or how He made it.

The Time line of Creation
http://www.rareuniverse.org/timeline.html

Anonymous · Answer

This, friends, is what passes for Christian "thought".  They are beyond embarrassment.

? · Answer

no children would be interested in reading that - it's far too boring for words! You're no writer

Anonymous · Answer

Cain: “What’s a cell phone?” 
Adam: It is what the people who don't believe in fairy stories use to communicate with each other
Cain: You mean they don't use Hand Mumbling and Hope??
Adam: No Son, they think it doesn't work. They use this thing called 'technology'. You know, they even believe that you can build a big machine out of iron AND MAKE IT FLY  hahahahaha
Cain: you mean, an aeroplane??
Adam:**** You, I only came over because Your mother wanted some time alone with Abel.

Anonymous · Answer

That's more poorly written fiction than the bible

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Since Evolutionist like to write children's books about evolution. I thought I would try it from a Biblical perspective. What do you think?

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