What 'rights-of-passage' must be fulfilled in order to enter the cult of atheism?

You have a hole drilled in your skull and your brains are sucked out through a straw. Only humans believe in God. Once you have lost sufficient brain to think like a chimpanzee, you can accept their belief system.

My initiation involved being made of chemicals, having blood pressure and walking on my feet. I still have to renew my membership every 243 years or so but it's worth it for the discount on jelly beans and hamsters.

A working brain gets you in.

Begin thinking.

It's "rites of passage," not "rights."

You have to say "I don't believe those silly stories." No cult to enter, no rites, no ceremonies - nothing like religion with all its rigamarole.

You would have to give up your fairy tale friends.

Do not worry, from your post you will never have what it takes to become an atheist!

The only way primitive religion exists today is through the child abuse of forcing it into very, very young children but thanks to better education and growing intellects so many teens are able to discover the truth, throw off the indoctrination and step into the real world!

But cheer up YOUR SATAN loves what you are doing for him by not only driving people further away from your supposed God but so many DECENT into becoming ANTI THEISTS!

First you have to be able to type the phrase "rites of passage" correctly.

A lot. But the most significant is the 'back-'passage'-opening-ceremony', I leave you to the math on what that might en'tail'.

Oh and there is a math test too.

1. Not a religion (and therefore not a cult).

2. We dont organize.

3. We dont meet.

4. #s 2-3 negate even the remote possibility of "rights of passage".

5. We arent a religion.

6. We have absolutely 0 beliefs.

In fact, we are defined by our NONBELIEF or LACK of belief in gods.

7. We arent a cult, but you are a terrible troll.