Is refusing atheism with a smirk while singing the praises of being agnostic a valid position?

The only valid position is atheism, even if you don't know. This is because it goes beyond not knowing, there are no valid reasons to "suspect" this existence to rationally place it in the potentially undiscovered category. I can suspect other life in our universe because life on this planet grants that possibility. There is nothing to grant the possibility of magical super Beings. As far as the smirk, humans of any position can have this because they believe they are right. I've seen it on christians, atheists and agnostics. There is nothing wrong with having a sense of pride for doing your homework, even if you did arrive at the wrong conclusion.

Agnostics make themselves a laughingstock to everyone!

I find that hard agnostics like to ignore the question, "Do you believe in God?" completely.

They typically say something along the lines of, "I don't know whether to believe or not because there isn't enough evidence."

This is answering the question, "SHOULD you believe...?" but the actual question was, "DO you believe...?" These are two different questions and to conflate the two is a mistake. Therefore someone who does this is not being reasonable.

Atheism is highly ridiculous dear. Wise people reject it, dear.

"Does GOD exist? Yes or No?"

Although the only answer is

"I don't know"

All christers would say "yes".

I am 100% certain there are no gods

But there's no way to can prove it.

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It is possible to distinguish between fantasy and reality.

Even if some people claim to be elves.

Some even have pointy ears.

You can accept, "You CANNOT ever know, so you're wrong.", for unicorns, dragons, and Santa Claus, too?