What's the funniest joke you know by heart?

Two men meet on the street. One asks the other: "Hi, how are you?" The other ones replies: "I'm fine, thanks." "And how's your son? Is he still unemployed?" "Yes, he is. But he is meditating now." "Meditating? What's that?" "I dont know. But it's better than sitting around and do nothing!"

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Q: How did a man die from drinking fresh milk?

A: The cow sat down.

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A native accidentally bumped into a English tourist.

N: I'm sorry

E: I'm sorry too

N: I'm sorry three (thinking the more, the more polite)

E: Sorry for?

N: Sorry five

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Q: What do you do when a moron throws a pin at you?

A: Run, he has a grenade in this mouth.

Why don't cannibals like to eat clowns?

They taste funny.

And ... what do you call a dyslexic atheist?

Someone who doesn't believe in "Dog".