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Roblox asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 2 years ago

Why is my girlfriend pregnant?

We haven't had sex yet!

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    2 years ago

    She's pregnant with you. She's your mother. You've traveled into the past. Contact Bernie Sanders immediately. Only he can help you.

  • Xinthar
    Lv 6
    2 years ago

    Did you sha're a hot tub?

  • anand
    Lv 5
    2 years ago

    Do you share the same toilet?

  • Big Kahuna
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    We know what causes that,now.

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  • YYYZZ 2
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    Sure she did not have sex yet? Even if not with you.

    Peace.

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    You didn't have sex yet but she did, with your best friend.

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    Either you had sex with her or do not remember it, or she dated someone else before she met you.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    Is HER name MARY?...............๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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