Can anyone help me with why my dating profile sucks please?

Damn dude, if I had your looks I'd be putting it out there: "I love the thicc ladies. I'm hard working and will treat you right. Come get some."

And seriously, unless you have really bad breath or don't shower often, you should have a trail of women like a comet.

Why would you say you don't have any friends?

If you're outside the US and trying to date US women your problem is likely that most people don't want to have to get on a plane to attend a date.

It's blue eyed alien guy

Instead of saying you work your "asz" off, just put that you are hard working.

About the big women, just put, "I appreciate big women. They are beautiful," and

leave out the part about "not being ashamed", because you want to leave out

anything negative. A big woman might wonder why you would ever consider being

ashamed in the first place.

Even though you don't have a lot of friends to take pictures of you, you may not

want to advertise that fact. You can just leave that part out.

It's too self-deprecating to describe yourself as a well-dressed potato.

You are very handsome. Try to project more confidence.