How can I make myself have a good, really intense, wet dream?

I have never experienced a wet dream in my life. I have done some research on them and read that a wet dream is much more intense of an orgasm than masturbating. It sounds kind of awesome and fun!

I want to experience it just once in my life and just find out what it is like to have a good wet dream.

What can I do to increase the likelihood of me experiencing a wet dream?

Will cannabis cause a wet dream?

Some things I've already tried, but didn't work:

1. Thinking about cute girls for an hour before I went to bed.

2. Go Two days without masturbating.

3. Watching a bunch of porn all day.

4. Looking at pictures of extremely cute girls naked.

5. Sleeping nude.

6. Sleeping with feminine products (tampons and pads) in my bed.

7. Going to the bar and looking at and talking to several cute girls.

8. Hanging out with some female friends who are really beautiful all day.

9. Jerking off just a little, stopping before I ejaculated. Then sleeping.

10. Going to a strip club, looking at all the girls and getting several lap dances and couch dances.

11. Making out intensely with a cute girl and letting her reach down my pants and touch me. She felt me up for a few minutes. Then she put me over her knee and spanked me.

12. Medical Marijuana and alcohol.

None of those things worked and caused me to have a wet dream!

What else can I try to force myself to ejaculate in my sleep and actually experience a wet dream?

What have you other guys tried to cause yourself to wet dream?