Ladies: When a guy asks you "Do the curtains match the carpet?" do you know what we're asking?

"Are you asking does the hair on my head match my vagina hair? No, I have smooth, shiny waxed flloor. In the front hall and the back door. Just be careful, there's a growing puddle of cream now, its slippery. I'll get the cat to lick it up, unless you'd like to"

Usually at that point we''ll find a secluded spot, I'll let her kneel in front of me and eat me.

Yes and this is pretty stupid. What kind of guy would ask this shitty intrusive question to a female?

Oh i know, a moron

Unless she’s completely naive, then yes the girl will know what you’re asking. And you will seem like a creep if you ask that.

Sure. It's none of his business though. Seriously, if he hasn't found out because the lady has willingly shown him... it's none of his business what color the carpet is.

... or in the words of James Bond, does the collar and cuffs match xD