What would you do if you were the president and you were like "Yes! I am the ******* president! I am going to do this for social change"?

I DO NOT USE VULGARITIES AND I WOULD SAY "NO U WONT CUZ I RUN THINGS"

Hahaha, awwww!!! :D

I missed you already... So I decided to find your account on here, to check out this shiny new question that you posted! Hahahaha!! :D

Ya know what me thinks..? Me thinks, we need to start SERIOUSLY working out!! So that together, we're 500 pounds of pure muscle!!! And then, my dear..? We go confront Trump, in the White House!! And.. maybe Kim Jong-Un, too. :-P Moahahahaha!!!! 

Also, part of me feels like VERY disrespectfully grabbing Trump's @ss, just to give him a taste of his own medicine, and show him that sexual harassment isn't fun.. But.. maybe it would be better if you did it, because then he would ALSO be creeped out, because gay! And.. 250 pounds of very MUSCULAR gay!! He wouldn't stand a chance. :-P

PS: love you so much!!! <3 <3 <3 :)

PS PS: we should be presidents!! I find it hard to imagine we could possibly do a worse job than those guys. And if you went into mania, and wanted to do lots of CRAZY sh*t, like make it mandatory for people to eat only kale with cheese, and spend all our tax payers' money on weird alien programs..? We'd have advisors!! :-P

PS PS PS: also, if we were presidents together, we would reside in the same country!!! Yay, awesome perks!!! <3 :D

PS PS PS PS: if we were 500 pounds of pure muscle..? That hypothetical mafia boss who kidnapped us, and put us in the trunk of his car, because we didn't know karate..? Would be utterly f*cking SCREWED!!! Moahahahaha!!! :D

PS PS PS PS PS: ..just to be slightly obnoxious. :-P

Have my security guys escort him out.

Tell the Secret Service to "take care of this guy,,,, with extreme prejudice".