I am at werk and lads, i am bery bery vored. Anyone got any ideas wot i can do?

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Masturbate on top of a table in front of everyone 

Just stay on your phone if you’re allowed 

A good tip for trying to focus at work, (or just to do something fun) especially in a meeting, is to remove your pants and then tie them around your neck. Here comes the delicate part, tie the pant legs into a fisherman's knot, which means that you tie a fish into a normal knot. Now here comes the risky part, tie each end of the pant leg to each wrist and cross your arms as if you were a person with your arms crossed. Now finally here comes the part that is a part. Try not to fall asleep, because then you will choke yourself and die and stuff, so that is a good motivation for you to stay awake, also the smell of the dead fish may do the trick. Let me know how it goes.

work on your spelling

You could work like you should, and if you're bored during work breaks, work on your grammar because it is sadly in need of repair.

Learn how to use spell checker.

Oi chap. Fine day innit? Grab a drink will ya

Learn how to spell.