Does anyone know a lender in the world where one can get a home loan with no money down, no collateral, no income but perfect credit?

No, those were subprime loans that went away about 2008. 

most investor, non owner occupied loans will require a 20% down payment,

For owner occupied you can get an FHA loan with 3.5% down plus about $5,000 in closing costs.

Edit- Let me add this, some people who answered this, if you have a 20% down payment and a fico score of over 740 you should qualify, even if you have no income.

Not going to happen, especially to buy non-owner occupied rentals. All banks require at least 20% down for rental properties.

You can get a USDA loan with nothing down, the collateral is the home that you mortgage, & with great credit. But not without income. However, USDA doesn't do rental properties. All mortgage require income. There is a law called the "Ability to Pay".

Not this world. Not this planet.

and how would you make the payments?

Not in this world. No one cares how good your credit is when you have no income and no money to put into the transaction.

If you have no income you cannot have perfect credit. Collateral on a home is the home and property, but there are administrative costs of repossess and resale. Without a guarantee of the loan or down payment, there is no incentive to offer a loan.

Not having a late payment is NOT a perfect credit score.

Further, rental property income is NOT counted fully as is not secure income.

What you seek cannot exist, except to corrupt politician.

With 20% down and closing costs with an income that would not normally qualify they could consider it, but the question asks about a purchase of a home to rent out with no down payment and no income at all. Did you even check your credit score, because you didn't list a number and where it comes from?

You won't get a loan to start a home rental business without a clean guarantee that the lender gets back all of their money.

Why would anyone lend a significant amount of money to someone without a means of repayment? Without income, the chance of a loan is zero. If you have money in the bank, what do you need a loan for?

The bank of Lalaland  will finance you.

Lol nope

Since the financial crash, no lender provides 100% mortgages irrelevant of how good your credit is