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Ancient scrolls have just been found. They say Jesus was a meerkat and wasnt even human. How does this make you feel?

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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Tell them to read the Bible, their is a real Jesus who died for our sin

  • 1 year ago

    Meerkat Jesus is all right with me. Hakuna matata!

  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    I thought he was a rabbit...?

  • 1 year ago

    Meerkats are fun! 😃

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 year ago

    “Just discovered” scrolls. They are probably in excellent condition, because they were never used. They were seen for the nonsense they are (even by the “ancient goat herders”).

  • 1 year ago

    It makes me feel sad that the quality of trolling has sunk so low.

  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    IT MAKES ME KNOW U ARE LYING...THE BIBLE IS THE TRUE BOOK..FORGET lies and stupid games..

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 year ago

    i dont believe it, there are several libraries with christian documents, that were not destroyed by the conquests of the Roman armies.

    one is in china, one is in Tibet, they found the dead sea scrolls and the Vatican has preserved miles of "stuff" i never even heard of; and then there is the Book of Mormon and the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints. with the book of Mormon we have a testimony of American Indians that were as much christian as there are Jews. in fact the BoM says that the two main families came from Israel or the land of Palestine and are either from the tribe of Manasseh and/or Jacob.

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