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HELP I NEED TO EAT 443 PIZZAS BY THE 10th!?

Is there a way to get me to eat more then 100 pizzas a day? I have a freezer holding 443 pizzas would anyone want one? and if not how do i make my body consume more then 40 pizzas a day?

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  • 1 year ago

    They will not let you eat Pizza out on the ice. Don't try.

  • If you get an intracolonic bypass tube you can spontaneously evacuate all pizza by way of the rectum, circumventing much of the digestive process (i.e., continuously pound pizza whilst sitting on the toilet), but you may want to keep your plumber on speed dial. 

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