Why do the Christians on Yahoo have so much inside knowledge about Satan?

It's always good to know stuff about your enemy.

Because that wicked evil dude has been around for thousands of years deceiving mankind, and we have learned how to forgive people who hurt or despise or despitefully use us, lest Satan should take advantage of us; because Christians are not ignorant of his devices. (2 Corinthians 2:11) That's why.

By observing his servants here.

So we know what to look for and avoid. It's like knowing which one in your company is the corporate spy or traitor to your cause.

Christians here are myth experts and learn myths every Sunday .

 Some continue on during Bible Study and once advance may hold positions of 

Head Parrot . Then the Possibility of getting rich and fat from being a 

myth professor becomes available . The good ones get 3 jets and new $60,000,000 jet that can carry more people to the ski resorts faster .

 Just like Daddy .

WE KNOW HOW TO READ THE BIBLE...WOW...WHY DO U MOCK what u do not grasp??

We hacked his computer.

I mean, I assume there's a reason they voted for him in 2016...

All I know about Satan, comes from Bible verses I read.  Nobody is keeping any secrets from you.  Go and Google Bible verses about Satan if you want.

because the Christian Church received information about Him from its founder Jesus Christ.