Made a Cheesesteak for my neighbor?

I got home this morning with some groceries..

I told my neighbor..

You want a sandwich ?

I'm from Philly..watch this..

12 minutes from now..

I'm gonna show you something..

I got a sandwich for ya, watch this..

I went in the kitchen..

Cut the ends off an onion and made a slit in it..

Peeled the first layer off..

And rinsed it in cold water, holding it in a pair of kitchen tongs..

Chopped up the onion, chopped up porta bella mushrooms, chopped up pepperoncini..

On the cutting board..

Put about 3 tablespoons of butter in the frying pan..

Cut open a hoagie roll, squeezed mayonnaise into the roll..

And packed the roll with white American and provolone cheese..

Then ziplined it with a little mayo..

Turned on the frying pan and let the butter melt...

Got it nice and hot..

Then threw 4 cheesesteak sirloin blocks in there at the same time..

Chopped up the meat real good..

Got it almost cooked through..

Then took the cutting board and a butcher knife and scraped the onions, mushrooms and pepperoncini into the pan..

Kept it moving until everything was done perfect..

Then I drained it..

Took a spatula and plopped it, piping hot onto the cheese on the roll.

Let the hot stuff melt the cheese on the roll..

Then squirted a few lines of ketchup ontop of it all..

Sliced it half..

Put half of it on a paper plate it potato chips..

Gave it to my neighbor..

I told him..

There's a sandwich.

I ate the other half..

But ohhhhh lordy I long forgot how filling it really is.

Lol