How often do you call in sick from work when you are not sick ?

I do not work now due to being on disability. When I worked, I would only call in sick once or twice a year. 

I never did that in all my working years.

I don't remember the last day I called in sick. My last job only allowed me to work parttime 

so any hours were crucial towards paying the bills. Some of them paid better than others.

Never. My duty is far too important. I'm crucial to the structural integrity of space-time.