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how do i get away with stealin fruit snacks from my baby mama house?? ?

my baby mama keep fruit snacks in the bottom drawer of the cupboard, and i aint gona lie dey for my son. But i LOVE dem shits. everytime i steal em, she be findin out. i dunno how but i need some help, from some senior snack pinchers. holla at me. on some real ****. 

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  • 9 months ago
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    You could buy your own, but I feel like the theft makes it so much sweeter in this case

  • 9 months ago

    Easy, all you’re gonna need is a baggie, some super glue, a razor blade, and no shoes. What you do is grab a baggie, sneak in super quietly, slice open the corner of each baggie, empty all the fruit snacks into your baggie, and super glue the empty baggies back closed and put them in the box and put them away. She’ll just think it was some sort of manufacturer defect. When she brings it up, you need to get really angry. Say that’s bullsh*t and that you’re gonna call them and get that **** refunded plus some free fruit snacks. Don’t take no for an answer. You gotta convince yourself it’s true so you can convince the world. God bless you

  • 9 months ago

    Congratulations on stealing from your own kid. Either you are a troll or a muppet.  

  • Anonymous
    9 months ago

    Get a job, buy your won, and learn to speak proper English. 

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  • Anonymous
    9 months ago

    Get a freakin' job and buy your own.

  • 9 months ago

    Like their brand on twitter, they might send you some freebies

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