What is the craziest thing you have done in your church?

Played two trumpets at the very same time. One in each hand. Learned how to do that from my guardian angel.

A person can battle inappropriate behavior in church, while being less judgmental of others, by reciting the rosary of the Virgin Mary every day with care and sincerity.

Continue to attend it, for a decade.

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Regards,

John Popelish

I believed that magic men from ancient books of Semitic mythology really lived up in the sky and wanted to take me up there with them despite the nepharious plot of an even more powerful demon who invisibly roams the earth like a hungry lion.

I got better!

Back when I had one I tagged the preachers daughter on the front pew.  She was quite the wild one.

I’ve never been in a church 

Getting married

Taking the idiot talking up at the front seriously.

Back when I actually was going to church, I put a novelty million-dollar bill in the collection plate. I later found out Pastor Dave had framed and put it on his office wall.

Being forced to give my priest blowjobs when I was a minor.