What is up with Brexit?

Nothing it is working Fine the EU wants a deal at any cost the UK does not need a deal

How many Countries have made trade deals with the UK about 57

Singapore Norway amongst the Last 2  proving that people want our Money and all the Eu want is control

Yes, they will have to leave the EU too at some point in the near future.  The effect on their economy will be disastrous if they do not.   We have seen from the attitude displayed by the member countries that the EU is a destructive force, and Brexit is merely the first step in dismantling it.

Ireland will rejoin Bretagne in a new United Celtic State.

Nope, the requirement to avoid a hard border has still not been resolved, and there is still no trade deal between the UK & the EU. The UK is expecting food shortages in 2021.

The EU wants open Borders and the UK wants Independence

so a No deal means a Hard Border with Ireland Not a Problem for the UK

the EU wants free travel that is fine for the EU we the UK are Not in the EU

We don't have a Brexit problem with Ireland 

Nothing to do with ROI.... At 23:00 GMT on 31 December, England, Scotland and Wales will leave the EU's single market for goods. Northern Ireland will not.

The EU's customs rules will also continue to apply at Northern Ireland ports.