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Flowerz
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Flowerz asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 4 months ago

What would happen if Santa ate every plate of cookies and drank every glass of milk?

that people put out for him in one night?

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  • Anonymous
    3 months ago

    The reindeers wouldn't be able to lift him off the ground! 

  • Kathy
    Lv 7
    4 months ago

    He would need to use the bathroom a lot.

  • Anonymous
    4 months ago

    That's why he is fat, but honestly that's just impossible. If he delivers to thousands of homes or hundreds even. It kind of enforces the Santa claus myth. It's a nice fairy tail, like supposedly he can widen a chimney if need be, so he must have a magic stomach to digest it.

    I like how on bad Santa 2, the kid left whiskey and Cookies lol

  • .
    Lv 7
    4 months ago

    diabeetus       

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  • Wilson
    Lv 7
    4 months ago

    He would have to stop every 30 minutes to poop 

  • Mismatched Tube Socks
    Lv 6
    4 months ago

    I'm guessing diabetes and a monumental case of the runs.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    4 months ago

    that is why instead of leaving cookies i leave him an empty bucket to purge into.

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