What might “Higher Education, the Trump Way” look like?

Suppose trump created a Trump University that actually granted degrees what might it look like? Might it be like this

Make tuition affordable by dramatically reducing the costs of instruction. Course content would be delivered as efficiently as possible. Course outlines would be Written into a script by professors and script  writers and narrated by freelance Voiceover artists.

Grading would be done by automated systems to reduce instructional labor costs

Labs 🧫 could be done by other lab 🔬 based places all over the country.

Performing arts could be done through various arts organizations with the trump university serving only the grading and degree granting function. Dance cousin have Trump Unoversity degrees but be taught at unaffiliated dance 💃 studios.

Campus would be much safer with no dorms and no students residing on campus.    Campus sexual assault would be a thing of the past at a Trump University

There would be one academic library for accreditation purposes. It would be the Trump Presidential Library

There would be a Full scale replica White House for a Trump to live in

There would be a replica Buckingham Palace for Miss Universe to live in. Miss Universe would be employed to entertain Donald Trump

There would be a replica Cinderella Castle for Princess 👸 Ivanka to Live In

There would be a replica Belvedere Castle for Miss USA to live in

There would be a replica Neuschwanstein Castle for Miss America to live in

What might you add?