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Is God a Hemaphrodite?

If God made us man in his "own image and likeness", how did he come to form women so differently?

Is there a "Mrs" God, from whom he copied our design?

And why are we all so different in size, shape, colour etc?

If there is a "Mrs" God, why did he need the Virgin Mary to carry his son Jesus?

And, if not, from where did he conceive the idea of Eve, with different (better looking) bits dangling off her?

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  • 2 months ago
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    Men dont know anything!

    It is standard practice in manufacturing to make an initial prototype before you go on to make the final " perfect" version!

    Adam was just a "try out"! 

    God didn't like what he saw and decided to get rid of the "willy" bit and added "boobs" and a "*****"!

    Much, much better!

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