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Is there anyone more nauseating than a "born again", "goody goody", face brightly gleaming, platitude spouting CHRISTIAN?

Y'know the sort, Sunday morning, "spick and span" with their gleaming smiles and mouths full of "horsey" teeth, arms packed with half a dozen bibles etc etc...

Off on their way to make themselves feel holy and righteous, so that during the week, they can abandon their so called principles and flog you a clapped out piece of rubbish at their car yard, or foreclose on your mortgage debt and repossess your home....

Christians go to church on Sunday and the rest of us can go to hell for the rest of the week!

Update:

They came banging on my door this morning (Sunday, a day of "rest" so I was led to believe) with an invitation.

"Would I like to attend a meeting this evening to discuss the bible and have my input so that I might meet others with similar thoughts?"

I was polite but it is getting g harder so now I think I will have to amend the "NO JUNK MAIL" notice on my door to include, "No door to door salesmen, political canvassers and  definitely  NO CHRISTIAN LUNATICS"!

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  • 1 month ago
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    Well, yes there is.

    A whole nation full of them!

    These are the people who elected Trump!

    Trump's presidency affected the entire world!

    He was dangerous!

    He is dangerous!

    He could still make a comeback!

    There are still plenty of religious loonies in the "bible belt" who worship him!

    These gibbering idiots still idolise him even though he clearly knows they are idiots and has treated them as such at times!

    They just cannot see what is before their eyes and they have the temerity to knock on my door on Sunday morning when I am doing what the bible says I should  be doing; RESTING!

    They need locking up.

    Separate the sexes so that they cannot breed.

    It is the only answer to these nauseating  nuisances! 

  • 2 weeks ago

    We are not all "goody goody, born again" zealots, some of us have sex lives and like a drink!

    But, I take your point.

    These ultra religious, true believers who spout their religious paragraphs at all and sundry, whenever they have an opportunity, get up my nose too.

    It does not matter what sort of Christian you are, THEY ALWAYS  KNOW BETTER!

    And  no matter what you say, they still want to leave their literature with you!

    I am a Christian.

    But, I have lost my temper with them.... occasionally. 

    But, I am afraid that my patience with them is wearing thin.....

  • 1 month ago

    Yes man they were banging on my door too.

    I offered to buy their young daughter and they ran off.

    But, they called the police and I got a formal warning which I told the police officer to "shove".

    So it is a court day next month.

    My counsel says that I have a good defence because these people have made a big nuisance of themselves in my area and a lot of people have complained about them.

    It is my house, they wouldn't go when I told them I wasnt interested in their garbage.

    I am a Muslim!

    I am not listening to these people telling me i have the wrong prophet!

    They claim offence!

    So do I claim offence!

    I have now had my moment in court.

    The judge informed me that it is not acceptable for me to offer to "buy their daughter".

    However he accepted that I am exasperated with these people who deny my prophet.

    I was discharged with a warning but they also were given a warning to respect my beliefs and to stay away from my house!

    A result i suppose but they are the ones in the wrong!

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