How do you get rid of black eye?

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Put a packet frozen peas in a tea towel and hold on the eye. It reduces the swelling.  

Generally, ice is considered the best treatment for black eyes. Once the swelling goes down, you can use a warm compress and gentle massage. Your black eye should heal after 2 weeks. If these home remedies for black eyes don't work, or if you have vision changes, seek medical help.

Ibuprofen (NOT aspirin, NOT paracetemol), and cold compresses.  Also, there is research that indicates that enzymes (such as found in meat-tenderisers) will help, but don't let the last get ON your eyeball - you'd be in a world of hurt.  But even if you did not treat it at all, it should go away within a week.

If it's been more than 8 hrs, the only thing that might help is taking aspirin or ibuprofen to reduce the inflammation.

Ice, cool compresses, then tincture of time

They say if you hold a fresh steak over it, that its supposed to take down the swelling / inflammation.