What are five simple facts of life?

Oh  my gosh....another sensitive, deep, aware human being...an advanced soul, if you will...who has been duped by the psychiatric psychopaths with their lobotomizing pharmaceuticals and sadistic fear-mongering labels and yeah...it looks like they've successfully intimidated you into identifying with their dehumanizing labels and now, like others of us, you can only see these 'dark' aspects of your soul and not the spiritual light you possess within that many of those around you, DEFINITELY including those in their profession,  will never experience. They have done it to far too many of us. They are truly monsters. Don't listen to them. They are not human and they lack anything that might remotely be considered vision. If you are not harming anybody, your reality and mine are every bit as valid as theirs. . At least we're not destroying people's brains and bodies with pharmaceutical neurotoxins for a paycheck. Peace, brother. Follow your own path in this life. Your soul has been here before; it will be back again. This is all for the soul's education.  It's not about "he who ends up with the most toys wins". Not even remotely. LOL. 

"And I have known the eyes already, known them all--

The eyes that fix you in a formulated phrase,

And when I am formulated, sprawling on a pin,

When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall,

Then how should I begin

To spit out all the butt-ends of my days and ways?

 And how should I presume?"

("The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock"_ T.S. Eliot)

"Once you label me, you negate me"   (Soren Kierkegaard)

Multiple crap answers?  Mine aren't the best but at least I will be trying to help your situation:

1. Taxes

2. Death

3. Gravity as we know it always attracts to the center mass.

4. Fish always swim

5. Breathing in air always feels good. 

1.  Treat others as you would like to be treated.

2.  Follow the laws.

3.  Life is what you make of it.

4.  You create your own destiny.

5   Follow your therapist's recommendations.

i would talk to your psychiatrist about it

1) there is a God. He's not hiding. He is waiting to be invited into your life.

2) life is hard, but it is still worth it. 

3) helping others, does more to help ourselves, than it does for them!

4) love never fails

5) We can be the change we want to see in the world

Blair, Jo, Natalie, Tootie, and Mrs. Garrett.