Do you have any horror stories about your neighbors?

theres two neighbours who gossip non stop about everybody

My neighbour built a cabin across the driveway from his wife's, so they are "happily" married, but have separate residences.  They share the outhouse though.

While they are my closest neighbours, they are still a good 150m away.  However, in the summer with my windows open, I can hear them "discussing" sometimes.  :)