How can I be more excited about cleaning?

i rarely clean because everything i own has a home and it always goes their.

keys don't get tossed they get hung in a spot.

nothing gets just laid down...to clean up later.

i run through once a week deep clean bathroom shower floors and change bedding...other wise i just keep everything where it belongs.

several hooks in closet keep that mess cleaned up plus a hamper 

one thing is to not procrastinate just do it

sounds like you need more energy a B complex would help it turns food into energy.

If you earn enough, get a cleaner

I get you. And the idea of cleaning a whole apartment/house is overwhelming. I've found that I can stand just about anything for 15 minutes. If I tell myself at night that I'm just going to do 15 minutes, I can do a good deal of picking up the living room or even cleaning the kitchen. Then I stop and go to bed. Or on weekends, I say "15 minutes"- sometimes I get into it and spend more time, but knowing I can quit after 15 minutes makes it seem not so overwhelming. 

Wear a french Maid outfit and bend over a lot in front of a biker gang.

It sounds like you want to relax/sleep on your day off, and I don't blame you. Just do it on two Saturdays a month for a few hours. Rev yourself up with coffee or whatever you like to drink, put on some music you like (this really helps me), and get it done. Afterwards you will feel so much better. I'm never excited about cleaning but I do enjoy my house much more once it's done.