What do you think of the name August for a boy?

Miscarried = aborted = killed by contraceptives = kids who are now burning in hell because they're not baptized; Theotokos Virgin Mary gave prayer to "Schema-nun Antonia" on how to save these babies (who were aborted, or miscarried, or killed contraceptives) from hell; basically, the prayer asks John the Baptist to baptize them and greatmartyr Barbara to give them body and blood of Jesus; if you pray this prayer diligently every day, then aborted babies are released from hell.

On each painted nail there are forty demons; painted nails = aborted kids in this family; these kids need to be rescued from hell. Contraceptives = abortion; using contraceptives for one year = five aborted kids.

Miscarriages happen because of high heels (as weight pushes down and baby falls out); cesarean happens because of pants as hips are too tight (second generation cesarean will be infertile).

Unbaptized aborted/miscarried/unborn babies burn in hell until Final Judgement; if pregnant, keep the kid and deliver at home because kids are chipped using IVs and vaccines in hospitals. Dentists and doctors chip patients secretly. Ultrasound leads to mark of the beast; don't do ultrasound, please. Abortion leads to breast cancer; a demon is released from hell for each aborted kid.

August is a pretty common name for girls these days. He's likely to be in for a lot of teasing. 

1. I'm not keen on either of those nicknames either. Hmm... I can't think of any nicknames I like for August. I'd just have to call him August!

2. I think it would seem sillier if he *was* born in August!

3. Michael is a great middle name, handsome and classic. I like the pairing of a more uncommon choice with a timeless middle. A good combo, striking but also sensible. 

I think of the ugly @ss baby from the show Miraculous Ladybug. 

Not a fan of the name. Augie or Gus? Ouch. 😖