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Now that the P&S is coming to an end, what are your predictions to these users?
RetroBe becomes an accountant.
Gary Human Being will eventually get himself a girlfriend from a carnival, she will be the bearded lady. Arguments over who has the best facial growth will cause them to break up after a year.
Matt85 will emerge from the darkness after many years locking inside his mum's basement and be blinded by the sun. A news team and his neighbours will be gathered to greet him, then quickly lose interest.
Jess C, will move to New Jersey from Australia to marry a guy who she met Discord and get hit by a car and spend the rest of her life in a wheelchair.
Asep will commit suicide realising he/she is friendless and ugly.
Kathy will spend more time with her husband and her children and live out her old life with christian faith. she will sail to Bermuda Island to find a peace but she will be lost at the sea.
Hung will do everything to get himself motivated by working at walmart as a toilet cleaner and earning minimum wage, feeling happy with his first ever job, so he will tell all his family and friends to throw a massive party, then he gets fired after breaking lockdown rules.
Elliot the Corgi will celebrate his first shower in 16 years, it will also be his last having remembered his former life as a dog.
Wilson will continue his life as an incel and spend most of his time debating over men's right on the internet, then he becomes a strict vegetarian after meeting his old fella who likes to shag a puffin.
Lee is an Asian short dude who's always obsessed with western girls, so he will have to pay women to date him that he finds on street corners, none are under 55.
David will join Tinder after having cosmetic surgery to remove his extra toe and a big birthmark which covering half of his face. He will marry a woman called Saskia from Ukraine and have 3 blonde children, Aleksandr, Olev and Donald.
Advert Child will become addicted to prescription laxido and spend 3 years in rehabilitation to curb the cravings.
DrDeath will be caught shoplifting women's panties and exclaim they are for his wife. Pictures emerge online of DrDeath wearing the stolen items. He spends 3 years at her majesty's pleasure for shop lifting and indecent exposure.
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- Foxy LadyLv 45 days ago
OMG, this will have me laughing until the very end... Very well done, especially the last part... Cheers !!!