What's the funniest misunderstanding you had of a song lyric?

'Bohemian Rhapsody' 

- Misheard: “Saving his life from this warm sausage tea”

- Correct: “Spare him his life from this monstrosity”

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We Will Rock You' 

- Misheard: “Kicking your cat all over the place”

- Correct: “Kicking your can all over the place”

Peter Kay does a great act about this.

My favourite he came up with was Sister Sledge, We are Family.

“Let me say for the record” is the proper line , but he insists they sing, “ let me staple the vicar”. Listen and see.

"After Midnight."

I thought it was "Captain Midnight."

"D'yer Mak'er" - Led Zeppelin. I thought he was singing "Mike Mike Myers" instead of "mad mad mad" at 1:03 - 1:09.

https://youtu.be/_pFZz3OXcMs

😆cocaine white and he looks like gym towels

"But I still haven't found all the people"  U2's "I still haven't found what I'm looking for".

It was this song by one of my favourite singers, Paolo Nutini....  *Funk my life up*.  I thought he said something else when I first listened to it. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZswz64dFlw

From "Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2", "If you don't beat your meat, you can't have any p*ssy!" In our defense we were teenagers and stoned out of our minds when we sat around that one afternoon laughing about it.

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