How do you know a guy fancies you?

(in a very monotone, rehearsed, robotic-sounding voice, just like in those new hire orientation videos about sexual harrassment)

you.are.making.me.feel.un.com.fortable.i.am.going.to.have.to.ask.you.to.stop.

When he's horny enough he will pull out all the stops.

When he looks at you the way I look at my Blue Pixiana

~Jacques

When he looks at my body and asks my number