If education matters (it doesn't) why am I still a virgin at 22 when I was valedictorian and graduated from Johns Hopkins with a 3.96?

You just said it you graduated with almost an a average.

You're smarter than the rest you have the sense to know that it's better to remain a virgin until you're married.

You know to wait because you know sex is worse than a drug addiction once you do it one time you'll be doing it for the rest of your natural life.

Friend your life changes drastically after you have sex.

Before you do it think about the life that you're having right now. How you can work and how you can devote your time to studies and all other aspects of your life.

Because once you have sex it's like being bitten by a vampire. Everything is about feeding!

The same holds true with sex when she do it your entire life changes nothing is ever the same again everything is about sex.

You haven't learned enough to know what is important in life.  It is a LACK of a broad and comprehensive study that leaves you ignorant.  Education is a part of that process but it isn't a substitute for using one's own brain.

Because education matters in other ways, and you apparently don't have the stuff to get yourself a gf. You're a virgin because you have serious character flaws, obviously.

You were too busy.

Smart enough to realize it doesn't matter, but not smart enough to realize it doesn't matter. A true genius.