How did Christopher manage to get himself suspended with only two weeks to go? ?

Same way he was suspended before

Multi troll accounts

Who cares? It takes a lot less than two weeks to make another account, and that's if he doesn't already have one.

Perhaps he slipped and fell off that icy fire escape,  in a blizzard. 

Just saying. 

NOT my doing.......but just as well, if that's the sort of POS you want to be. 

In all my years on here I've never ONCE understood an inside joke.