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Would you eat a whole tin of cat food if it would impress your crush?

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  • 4 days ago
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    Nobody in this world worth impressing. If you eat cat food to impress a bîtch you might as well be the gum on the bottom of her shoe

  • Ewwwww no way. Bleh 🤢🤮 I do never impress others! I am just myself. And that is NOT healthy to do 🙈🤦‍♀️

  • Anonymous
    4 days ago

    To paraphrase the immortal Melvin Udall....”People that speak of having a ‘crush’ should shampoo my crotch.” Did you ever see that movie? “As Good As It Gets”? A classic. Don’t miss it.

  • 4 days ago

    I can buy her the finest caesar's and Rachel Ray nitrish in town. I'll even get her kibbles n bits for dessert. Our cats and dogs will understand the true meaning of love when they meet the right one that say meow or roo roo.

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  • 4 days ago

    That, my friend, is a bridge too far.

  • 4 days ago

    If I did, then she would probably ask me to use the catbox next.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    4 days ago

    No, I have my boundaries.

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