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Anyone else nostalgic looking over the Foonblotz catalog?
As Y!A draws to a close, Nice Guy and I had a walk down memory lane the other day to another time. A time of Foonblotz firearms excellence and "Forest invade house dog honk loadingly". A simpler and better time. CTM, Glacier, Squiggy, and yea even you Newell, you'll all be missed. Here's hoping the 20s find you all well.
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- Nice GuyLv 52 weeks agoFavorite Answer
I guess my biggest regret is that I didn't actually write down and collate all the Foonblotz answers -- they would have made their own little pamphlet of hilarity.
Some things came from the top of my head, others came from...uh...the martini fairy...and still others came from taking an aspect of a particularly ridiculous question and running with it.
I, too, am going to miss those moments where the trolls got trolled by the true experts in this section.
I wish you all the best and godspeed.
And remember, there's like a dozen other platforms which ripped off Yahoo Answers, completely.
I remember googling "Foonblotz" and some other "answers" system pulled up with my answers, word for word, and it wasn't YA.
I'm suspecting that's at least one reason why YA is shutting down -- tired of giving free exposure and publicity to douchebag copycats who lack anything but cut-and-paste skills.
Anyway, time to make the donuts.
And if you don't get that reference, enjoy the fact that you're young.
Peace out.
- Anonymous2 weeks ago
Hydrogen peroxide H2O2 kills nanoworms inside face masks. The elite is faking that they took the real vaccine; the real vaccine will cause spiritual and physical damage. When will the official churches start praying for the false prophet? Orthodox Christian three hand signs are different than Buddhist mudras. Ecumenism = 263 heresies; each heresy leads to hell. Orthodoxy = the only true faith; Roman Catholics tried one cup - one spoon ritual and got sick with Bubonic plague; if heresy enters Orthodox monastery then monks/nuns will get sick with flu/tuberculosis (for instance); Orthodox churches who closed for COVID or had disposable cups/spoons or dipped spoon into alcohol are no longer brides of Christ (now they serve Satan and honor Satan's new COVID religion). Don’t go into UFO to be “healed” by evil demons; demons never do good. SSN is written as a barcode/QRcode; then it's put into a chip; chip is put into vaccine; chipped people are influenced (by super computers) to receive grey plastic card World Passport with no name on it (but when they stretch their hands to get it, gov't clerk presses secret button to administer the unforgivable green 666 tattoo by isotope rays). If you reject mark of the beast (by hiding within a 10-15 people group according to saints Gabriel Urgebadze and SeraphimofSarov), then your direct ancestors go to heaven (according to saint Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov from Ural). First vaccine shuts off your immune system; second vaccine gives you diseases; third vaccine puts your immune system back and it will start fighting the diseases and will cause death. Saint Paisios from Mount Athos said that the devil wants to deceive the rich with freemasonry, poor with communism, and believers with ecumenism. Elpidios Vagianakis said that there will be seven “mark of the beast” vaccines; reject all of them! Documents are from Satan; burn all the documents that you can find. Electronics will be used to track you. Even old broken unplugged 1970 TV set will show the evil flying antichrist using Tesla's ether. Don’t go into UFO to be “healed” by evil demons; demons never do good; always pray the Jesus prayer or to saints who help right away (like saint Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov according to whom if you reject mark of the beast, then your direct ancestors go to heaven); forgive me.
Source(s): Pray the Jesus prayer just like priest ElpidiosVagianakis asked you to do: 33 times (symbolizing 33 years of Christ) at 6am, then at 9am, 12pm, 3pm, 6pm, 9pm, 12pm, 3am. If you remember, awake, etc., pray it. Later you will pray it in your sleep. Documents are from Satan; burn all the documents that you can find. Electronics will be used to track you. Even old broken unplugged 1970 TV set will show the evil flying antichrist using Tesla's ether. Don’t go into UFO to be “healed” by evil demons; demons never do good; always pray the Jesus prayer or to saints who help right away (like saint Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov according to whom if you reject mark of the beast, then your direct ancestors go to heaven); forgive me. - BBeanLv 72 weeks ago
Vaguely remember the Foonblotz humor. I may have attempted to reciprocate since I value my humorous side very much. Never received the same so like so many of my answers that went nowhere...I deleted them. Avatars like Squiggy when shopping at "Big Pookies"(or close to that)...I do remember because it WAS funny.
- C T MLv 72 weeks ago
I'm still looking for a holster for my Foonblotz. Maybe I can find it at Big Pookies Foonblotz Holster Emporium and Government Cheese Warehouse....
Source(s): Located at the beautiful corner of Dindu Ave and Nuffin St. - 2 weeks ago
dont forget to ask literally everything about the nagant revolver! lol
glad i was able to experience this place. goodbye everybody
- 2 weeks ago
Guns are extremely dangerous and will hopefully be illegal soon.
Source(s): Original answer from 2017.