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Tried to buy a laptop there, and it had already been opened and optimized by the geek squad. Why do they do this? I just wanted a computer that was factory sealed. Is this how they are reselling computers that have been returned?

I'd love to have a small tortoise. But which kind is easiest to keep healthy?

I still love Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. The one with the misfit toys and the elf who wanted to be a dentist.

We are a middle class family. We don't spend a lot of money on vacations, etc... We enjoy watching T.V. and need a new one. What do you think is a reasonable amount of money to spend on a new T.V.?

I'll be outside all weekend working on my garden, sipping margaritas and kicking back. Whatever you decide to do, have fun!

I've been thinking about getting one. What is your cat's personality like? Are they really friendly and affectionate? Do you have a male or a female?

I didn't see him once during the show, not even at the wedding? Why not? Are they not speaking or something?

We were watching tonight and my husband said, "Chris Sligh looks like Shirley Temple on steroids." I laughed so hard that I couldn't breathe. Do you think this is funny? (Many of you are probably too young to know who Shirley Temple is, but maybe you do.)

Really. What was it and why did you like it? I'm looking for something interesting to read.

Have you ever noticed that?

I was pulled over yesterday for no reason at all. The officer said that he thought I may have been speeding. I clearly wasn't speeding at all. Was he just checking me out?

UGHHHHHH... I did. I swear I'll never eat another truffle again...

someone called you Fire Crotch?

It's my Birthday today! Should we all meet and go party tonight? Where are we going and what should we do?

Guys, what do you like on ladies, and ladies, what do you like on men?

He's on Larry King now. Doesn't he look like his parents were brother and sister? He's all f***ed up!!!

She puts her baby in danger, spreads her legs for the camera, etc... She's such a sleezy little white trash skeeza I can't bare to look at her on T.V. anymore. Do you feel the same way?

Why in the world don't people understand that having unprotected sex can get you pregnant? Does anyone else feel depressed about all these girls don't realize how they get pregnant?