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The farmer's love affair?
The farmer's wife hears a knock on the door and answers it to see her husband standing there holding a pig.
She asks "What's going on?"
The farmer says "Sweetheart, I've a confession to make. I've been having sex with this animal behind your back and I'm ashamed!"
His wife is shocked and she says "Thank you for telling me. I'm sure we can work this out."
The farmer says to his wife "I was talking to the pig"
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Here's a hint! It's not a democracy.
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