Sam G

To all the usual suspects.... what do you think will be first past the post at Chester today ?

I will have a look at the cards and post mine in a bit, but do like the look of Harbinger in the 2.45.

Let me know your thoughts.

Sam

Just been told I have to go abroad this month for work.... 17th-21st March !! I miss Cheltenham !! Gutted. So, the Question is......, seeing as I will now most probably have to put on some Anti-post bets (really do not like doing these), what are your hot ones for the Festival ?

All, sensible answers are highly appreciated.

Thanks in advance.

Sam

So... come on Gang... what are the likely heroes today at HQ. Another great day's racing in prospect, although some of the races are a bit skinny on entrants...

Jac.... Chip O'Toole yesterday.... yes I did lump on... got 10's, then put on a bit more when it went into 8's..... Happy Days !!

I will give out my pearls of wisdom a bit later, once i have studied a bit more...

Seeing as the man has gone AWOL, here are my few for today's racing at Aintree.... Not really going to give any great words of wisdom like the Great One, but, seeing as he is sunning himself on his private tropical island... I might as well get my 2 penneth in !

2.00 Riverside Theatre

2.35 - Killyglen

3.10 - Vor Poy.... (Has to be the NAP selection)

There are a few others that I like the look of, and will probably be having an each way punt on them....

4.55 Captain Americo

3.10 Tidal Bay

And one for Jac - 2.20 Muss - Restless Genius

Good Luck to all, and as the Great One would say.... Go get those SQUILLLIONS !! (Is that more than the G20 just agreed ?? LOL)

Sam

Bored at work, and want to listen to some really good Christmas songs... C'mon ppl, what are ur best ?

So far, in my top 10 I have.... Fairytale of New York (the best) & Johnny Mathis - when a child is born. Add to my list guys....

Having a semi-fun bet at HQ today.... Would appreciate any comments on this......

Eagle Mountain

Serious Attitiude

Gallagher

Tajweed

Pls let me know what you think....Ta.

Sam.

I am planing to take my Family - 2 adults, 2 kids (4 & 6yrs), and also my parents (in their 60's) on a holiday next April. I'm really struggling for some ideas... want something that the kids can enjoy..beach / pool etc... but also want something that can offer a bit of sight-seeing...

Help !! please.

Is there a way to stop saving outgoing (sent) texts on this phone ??

All outgoing texts are currently saved as standard, in the sent messages folder. I have scanned the manual, but cannot seem to find anything. Is there a way to stop them being saved ?

If anyone can think of any more.... feel free to add them...

Best Answer goes to the best one posted.

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE

RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND

LINE:

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you because I was p * ssed.

I thought that I could love no other

that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, & so are you But the

roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so

is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe 'Go to hell'

What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Hi... My youngest son will be 3 next month, and absolutley hates having his hair washed. He is totally fine with having a shower, in fact he quite enjoys it. But.... when told he is going to have his hair washed, OMG !!!! Tantrum city.... he crys and screams uncontrollably. We have to resort to holding him down, whilst my wife shampoos his hair. Once finished, he is totally fine again....

Can anyone offer any advise how to make this a bit easier for him (and us)...

Thanks in advance.

As is the norm.... I got a violation notice for a little bit of humour. In this season of goodwill, I am totally devastated by this.... I am thinking about ending it all....

The Question was.....

when blue litmus paper has acid on it, it turns pink.am i right? so what other experiment like that could i do to turn something else pink? i need a solution to something thats going to give me a pink result. i want some thing to go magenta like bright pink.

My Answer....

Me Tickling you = you turning pink !!!!

Poster's response.....

nice one Sam! very good.

So what is the problem with YA! ???

Ever heard this saying....

Click on the link.

Some people just amaze me.... then again, it is the time of year to be kind to dogs !!!!!!!!!!!!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20071212/ten-prince-t...

Can anyone shed some light as to what the flying bird celebration is all about...

It's the one Anelka does all the time, and I also saw someone esle do it on Sunday...

It's the one where you cross your hands in front of your chest, join at the thumbs, and it looks like a bird flying..... (not the best of descriptions !! SORRY).

Is it something to do with Peace - as in Dove of Peace ???

Steve McClaren has been invited to the FA Christmas Fancy Dress Party.

He is going dressed as a Pumpkin....... in the hope that someone will turn him into a bleedin Coach !!!!

Just heard......

OXO have brought out a limited edition special oxo cube in Red & White for the England Team.

It's called the Laughing Stock !!

I am devastated.... I just got a Violation Notice !!!

Some woman asked a question about the difference between one of these fancy electric toothbrushes and a normal one. I gave my answer as .... " About £60.00 " And I got a violation notice. I am totally devastated... can someone help me get through this traumatic time please.

What a joke !!

This may have already been done... but i have just logged on... so here goes... Snoop Dogg was awesome as usual..., but Oh Dear.... what the heck happened to Amy Whine..House ???? She has really gone off the rails... what did the rest of you think ?

In principle.... I f a stretch of road 10 miles long has averaging speed cameras along it, with a speed limit of 50 mph, it should take you 12 minutes to travel the 10 miles. If you are stationary for 6 minutes, can you do the rest of this road, at 100mph, and avoid getting caught ?

my Sound Sysytem in my new Car. Can anyone recommend any good Drum & Base Albums, or even a good acoustic album. Into most things, except hardcore stuff (musically that is !).

Appreciate any good albums pls.... Will buy a few at the weekend, and Ten points to the one I like the best... Thanks in advance.

Common knowledge

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than

600employees and has the following employee statistics.

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

9 have been accused of writing bad cheques

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

Which organisation is this?

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It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us inline.

What a joke !!