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I have a 2001 ford ranger... today it cut off on me as i was getting on the interstate. everything was fine, then it just wouldn't accelerate. the "check engine" light came on, as did the little rectangle symbol with a plus and minus sign on it, but it was only on briefly. so, i pulled to the side of the road and turned off the truck and it cranked right back up. i was then able to go on home... there was a small rattle in the front for about 3-5 seconds, then it stopped and did it again, but was completely fine for the rest of the way home. like i said, it drove normal from there on out....but what is going on? what could be the problem? thanks so much

i have a 2001 ford ranger and the airbag symbol has been coming off and on on the gauge panel for a couple of days. today, it started staying on continuously, but i have not messed with the airbag settings or anything. what is going on? i am afraid the airbag is gonna pop out...please help. thanks a lot.

I have a 2001 ford ranger... today it cut off on me as i was getting on the interstate. everything was fine, then it just wouldn't accelerate. the "check engine" light came on, as did the little rectangle symbol with a plus and minus sign on it, but it was only on briefly. so, i pulled to the side of the road and turned off the truck and it cranked right back up. i was then able to go on home... there was a small rattle in the front for about 3-5 seconds, then it stopped and did it again, but was completely fine for the rest of the way home. like i said, it drove normal from there on out....but what is going on? what could be the problem? thanks so much

where is the most remote area of the united states, specifically

i am in high school and live with both of my parents. we live in an ok house and out family gets along, only problem is mom CANNOT cook. her cooking is terrible...i mean awful. well, lately i have been going over to grandmas and eating dinner. then, she began to ask me why i was coming over so much...i told her that moms alcoholism was really getting to me and i couldnt handle it. well, she baked me my favorite cake and let me take it home---i mean she has been throwing out the feasts....now i am afraid mom will find out. what should i do?

my sister let me borrow her prom dress for my winter formal. it was a white dress and she was going to wear it to prom again this year. well, during my formal, i had bad stomach problems. well, this is embarrassing, but i farted in the dress. i thought everything was ok, but when i got home, i realized that there was a big brown streak in the dress. how can i get this out? it will be embarrassing to take it to be dry cleaned cause i know the people that own it. help please!!!

i am 13 and my cousin is also 13. she is been staying with my mom and me for a couple of weeks. mom went to her night classes tonight and she said we could go outside but not to climb in the trees. well we did cause there was nothin else to do and my cousin fell out of the tree. i think she broke her arm and she is still crying and it has been like 2 hours. her arm hurts when i touch it even real gentle. is there any way to fix a broke arm at home? and dont even try to tell me to call mom or 911 cause i will be in so much trouble its not even funny. please help please please thanks

i am in high school and my mom has a serious gambling problem. it started out by buying lottery tickets and then she went on to slot machines. over the past couple of years, it has gotten worse and worse. she bets on ANYTHING all during the day. she will ask random people in stores even to bet on things, even simple stuff like how long do you think the longest expiration date we will be able to find on milk. well, as of recently, she has even been waking me up during the night to make bets with me about stupid stuff, like can i spell this word and such....i am about to go insane!! i have talked to dad about it, but he said it doesnt bother him. and no one else will listen...help please!!

if you had to choose... would you rather have no arms where you could walk for yourself but not do anything else for yourself, or have no legs, where you could feed yourself and all but not walk?

serious question, and if not, i mean what kinda dude writes crap like the goatbook and a goat to remember.....thats just messed up

i am in high school, and i have this teacher who is very political. we were talking about the results of the election in class last week, and he said that he thinks that disabled people shouldnt be allowed to vote. i mean, not just mentally challenged people, but people with severed limbs and physical deformities. a girl in my class got real upset because her mom only has 1 arm from some sort of accident and he told her that she needed to keep her opinions to herself, that disabled people are a hindrance to society. a few of us took this issue to the principal, but she just thinks we are trying to get the teacher in trouble...what should we do?

at the place where i work, we have a big problem with people taking your lunch. even if you write your name on the bag or whatever, people assume anything in the fridge is fair game. well, to be honest, i got really tired of going to get my lunch and it not being there, and having to go out and buy a lunch...it gets expensive after a while. so, thursday i brought a "tuna" sandwich made from cat food. i put it in the fridge and when i went to check on it, it was gone. then, later that afternoon, my boss got sick at work and had to go home. he was not there friday either. do you think this is anything to worry about? what if someone knows it was my sandwich? i mean after all, no one had any business taking my food, but my boss is really sick. what should i do?

i have a beagle that is about 8 months old. i have been working with it to train it, and she is doing well, but is still kinda rowdy. well, i got her a pen for the backyard, but somehow she can still get out. she loves to get out and run in my neighbors yard and mess up her flowers. my neighbor is an elderly lady who lives alone and is rude. well, yesterday my dog got out again and knocked over some flower pots she had on her porch. the lady called me over and was yelling and threatened to cook my dog if it happened again. i explained that i have no idea how she keeps getting out. she responded by telling me that a bullet would stop her from getting out anymore...what do i do? i dont want to get rid of my dog, but i cant seem to keep it in my yard...help please

i am (well should be) a senior in college. i go to a college that is a 10 hour drive from my parents' home. they have only visited me here like 5 times since i have been in college. well, long story short, last semester i got involved in online gambling. i won a good bit of money at first, but then i started losing big time. well, when my parents sent me the money to pay for this semester, i took the money and gambled it away online. i felt sure i could win with it, but i lost it all. so, my parents are under the impression that i am in college...and the semester is about to end. now, the parents want to come see me for the holidays. what can i do to get out of this situation? help please!!!

i have a 1997 cadillac deville and the coolant temp keeps popping up on the panel. it is ranging between 203 degrees and 215 degrees. is this a dangerous temp range? also, what would be the highest temp that i would need to worry about. also, i have been told that it is a slow leak in the head gasket that is causing this. what do you think the problem is? thanks alot

i am in my junior year of high school and my parents have been on my case about EVERYTHING. they constantly breathe down my neck about school and college and are pushing me to be a doctor, even though i hate this thought. well, i went and took the SAT a couple months ago and we had a big blowup that morning. well, long story short, i purposely blew the SAT and ended up getting a 420 even though i am a straight A student and set to be an honor graduate. well, the parents freaked out. so, i started to think about the potential trouble i would be in if they found out that i did it on purpose. so, i told them that i have been having terrible headaches and debilitating pains intermittently in my legs and arms. also, blurred vision and that i sometimes have trouble forming sentences. they are completely freaked out and made me an appointment with a neurologist for tomorrow. what should i do? should i go with it and risk the doctor not finding anything wrong? i am in deep now...help please!

i have owned horses my whole life and have never believed in using a whip on them except very sparingly. however, my neighbor recently bought 2 horses and claims he "knows all about them." they have never owned horses ever since they have lived next to us that i know of. well, he is trying to break and train them himself to "save money." he is whipping them so much i can hear them whinnying all throughout the day. i went over today to see how it was going, and one of the horses had bloody lesions from being whipped so much. he blew it off saying that it was the "cowboy way" of training and that he saw clinton anderson do it on RFDTV. is there any sense at all to this? what do i do?

does anyone else think that greta is spending so much time with palin because she has a crush on sarah? also, dont you think it is a little weird that sarah invited her to her house? thirdly, i thought that when they kissed in the interview, it was very unprofessional.

now we dont have to hear all that maverick crap and hockey mom bullcrap with that annoying accent

and if by some magic trick he were to win do you think he would appoint someone in his cabinet to be official diaper changer