Dr. Knowitall

if you ask me then it's yahoo answers. i could have given a lot of abuses to these foolish yahoo folks but i won't gain anything by insulting those so called respectable people. anyways what do you think is the most boring?

my girlfriend called me up at 5am on valentines day and told me to meet her as she had something urgent to tell me. it was quite obvious i thought but it turned out to be the biggest shock of my life when she told me that she is homosexual. i am still in a state of shock and i dont know if i should laugh or cry. what do you suggest??

why did the indian govt became so blind that they forgot its sportsmen like sushil kumar,vijender singh and the brave soldiers like shawkhat ali and gave away the awards to aishwarya rai and and akshay kumar?? is'nt it disgusting??

my left shoulder was hit by a car some months ago and the pain is still there. the bone specialists say it is absolutely normal but the moment i excercise,it hurts. wht could be possibly wrong with it??

there is a stray dog lying in my street who is not able to move or eat and there is no municipal dept. help whatsoever. what should i do for him coz he is very much alive??

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and...

when i read this article if fell off from my chair. can you imagine someting like this even in your dreams??

my yahoo messenger is not working and i am unable to sign in. on trying to install it again,it was 100% installed and i have also deleted the old installation but it is still not functionable and is not giving any error messages. any suggestions?? best answer gets 11 points.