WTFiswrongwithme

The person person that is pole dancing or the person watching the pole dance?

or the person that cleans up after the pole dancer and the pole watcher?

The reason I am asking this question is because I was watching ghost hunters last night about a guy ghost (yes I have a pitiful life)--anyways, the guy kept screaming and jumping in the dark that something or someone was touching him. Well---either the ghost is gay or the camera guy---thoughts.

**I am not a religous scholar or anything close, so please not technical answers or weirdos please.

With so many high profile people dying---IS THIS A SIGN?

OR

Do you feel safer? I know many young kids feel safer with MJ being gone---------

she is a college student who just moved in next door. She has alot of people coming and going from her house all night long. She is constantly screaming "OH GOD and JESUS" while banging on the walls. Should I see if I can join her "fellowship" and join the "flock"?

the only itch that I got was a few years back in college, no worries though it was only crabs---- "I am now saved"

He has lossed for the second time in two days----

or is it the new smoking habit that he has started?

THE FAITH.

This upsets me because I only have a bible that I jacked from Motel 8 a few years ago.

So, is he right saying this to me?

They want me to cut off my mullet, stop watching reality shows, stop drinking and smoking, and stop "seeing" my cousin.

I dont get it, I go to church every Sunday (well maybe not every Sunday but definitely on Holidays).

What gives?

Accept free cheese, welfare and all the other goodies the government is going to start handing out again?

Accept free cheese, welfare checks and other types of hand out from the government?

I really like taking showers outside in the sunlight

Please do not answer if you are not serious or have experience with this.

so there I was the other day pulling into a parking spor at the local Mcdonalds, apparently I cut off this older man. He got out of his car and started yelling at me and cursing. I replied to him, "say one more word old man and I will break your hip". As he left he yelled, "I will put the fear of god into you"---------------what does that mean?

The other morning I woke up and the other side of the bed appeared as if it was pissed in. Now, seriously I do not get into golden showers, I do not have pets and do not drink (heavily). Is this a sign?

Every night while trying to sleep my bed starts shaking and moving, I hear weird noises, it feels like the wind is blowing on my back--- I wake up sore and lack of sleep.

Is it a ghost, should I call an Exorcist?