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BIO - Christian married male living in U.S. Member of United Methodist Church. Doctorate degree with training in psychology, health care, Christian studies and natural sciences. Extensive travel in North America, Europe and Morocco. First hand knowledge of disabilities (insert more politically correct term if you like.) Opinions - No topic should be off-limits because of sensitivities or poitical correctness. Truth always has value. We should seek truth systematically without regard to popular opinion. Truth is not subject to our interpretation. We are subject to truth. In other words, there are wrong answers that are wrong for everyone. I dislike questions with the primary intent of making a statement. (for example -- Why are all Christians such hypocrites?) I enjoy open questions and open answers and the odd humorous input as well. Perhaps this information will help interpret some of my answers. Hey, being human gets complicated.
I need jokes about Methodists. Clean and humorous please.?
Looking for stuff for a Methodist church newletter but we enjoy poking a little fun at ourselves. (Not the Divinity, though so I beg you to respect this space in that regard.) Thanks!
5 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago