Bianca Natasha.

Having a strange drunk conversation, if your testicles got punctured somehow or stabbed, would semen seep out as well as blood?

We're not gonna do it, just a load of drunk guys wanting to know!

The idea is that users submit their experience stories or confessions about relationships, and I'll illustrate some of them perhaps a few times a week. I'd also like the opportunity for people to submit questions and ask for help or advice.

I've been thinking about it for a while, and I was thinking of Illustrated Sexual Experiences. This doesn't really explain the whole idea of the blog, only part of it. What do you guys think? Shall I stick with this or can you think of any better titles? It could be simple or even funny!

We've only been together a month, but he really confuses me with his behaviour. Sometimes when I'm sad he'll send me kind texts and says he wishes he could hug me, and other times he just tells me to "man up and get over it". Last time I stayed over his, he kissed and hugged me for the whole night, whereas last night I've been cuddling up to him and he just lays there like a dead fish. I just try and lay close and hug him, but he never hugs back, it's almost embarrassing for me.

I've tried explaining to him how sad I feel about it, but sadly it seems we have more non-cuddly nights than nice ones. I kiss him when we chat in bed but he'd never kiss me. He jokes that I only do it for sex.

How can I show him how I want to be cuddled? I've already explained, and we've talked about it. But if I keep going on about it I'm worried he'll be offended and think I'm calling him a bad boyfriend :(

At first I felt really sceptical about meeting someone new...But luckily he's really easy to talk to and we spend hours sitting together at home chatting.

It's just when he suggests doing things other than this I freak out a little. Like for example the other day he asked if I wanted to go ice skating and I just felt so embarrassed and shy at even the THOUGHT of this. It's making me cringe a little just typing it out. I wish I knew why, or what makes me feel this way, I just feel like it'll be really awkward.

Another big problem is that I can't eat in front of him, and I feel awkward if he eats in front of me. I told him this at the beginning, and luckily we haven't had to do anything involving food yet. I'm not worried about looking bad eating, I eat pretty neatly. I just find it really difficult to talk about food with him because I try so hard sometimes to look...sort of dainty and girly I guess! Talking about pizza doesn't really go with that image haha.

I enjoy the time we spend together at eachother's houses just talking, but how can I start doing NORMAL things with him? I want to suggest watching a film or something, but I find it so difficult. Strangely I'm not so shy when it comes to sex and things, but I don't want to push him away by being unable to do things that normal couples do.

We moved recently, and he's been whining to go out since we got here! Finally it was time to let him out, but since we got a catflap fitted, he spends more time staring through it than actually going outside. He lies looking out all day long, it's gotten to the point where we have to lock him out of the kitchen at night or he won't sleep at all. I think he's nervous of what's outside.

Any tips on how to stop him? It's sad watching him do that constantly!

I've had two tattoo sessions so far, total of 4 hours. The outline was totally fine, almost relaxing, then when it came to the colouring I had to get her to stop because it was so unbearable painful.

Most people say the outline hurts most, but it felt almost pleasurable compared to the colouring! It's so horrible feeling the heavy needles rubbing over and over the same bit.

My tattoo's of a tabby cat, so there is alot of different colours being put into a small area, is it only so painful because the same part has to be coloured several times in one go?

I don't want to have to chicken out after an hour of colouring, I just want it finished! Any ideas or tips?

I know you're meant to keep them in a new home for a while, but the electrician left the door open! :'( I'm so angry and sad, my mums devastated.

I've printed off 70 flyers and given them to every house in the area, I've also pinned some up. We scattered the vacuum bag in the garden and left out his scratching post for the scent. We phoned the microchip company and put out an alert. I've also registered him missing on many websites.

I'm so worried, he doesn't know this house. we've had one reported sighting in a garden, but I'm scared because behind my house is miles of fields. we think he left through the front towards the other houses, but I'm so worried. Any other tips on how to get him back?

We really think Tiger here is an NFC, even though he was bought in a pet shop for the price of a non-pedigree cat. Is it possible his owners didn't know their cats may be this breed?

He has very very similar looks to Norwegian Forest Cats, and he has to be a cross at least, right?

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs143....

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs304....

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1376...

If more photos are needed, just ask!

I've booked a tattoo appointment for the beginning of march, but when I told the tatooist where I wanted it she was like "ooh, you're not going to like me!" ...So now I'm kind of scared haha.

I originally chose that place because it's not really bony there and it's quite fleshy, but I never thought it'd be uncomfortable because of my kidneys. Can anyone give me any advice on tattoo pain? It's my first and it's quite large, so I'm a bit scared about being under the needle for a few hours!

I'd say he's started doing it over the past couple of months when he purrs. I'm a bit worried because when I've looked online, people say it happens in their older cats. He's nearly 7, which isn't that old.

Is it anything to worry about?

I've installed a new printer onto 3 laptops, and they all work fine except for scanning. On the other two I can scan fine, but when I click on Epson Scan on my laptop it crashes and says 'Epson Scan has stopped working'

It works fine on the other laptops (windows 7 and vista) but not on mine (which is also windows 7) has anyone got any advice? I've been on various sites but the instructions are all quite complex and I need someone to dumb it down for me!

I've uninstalled/re-installed it, updated the drivers etc. Any ideas?

Like, not individual sound files, I mean every sound that the computer makes.

It was a feature on my old XP, you could just turn it up or down and all the sounds changed, songs, alert noises, everything. It was really fun :)

Anyone know if this is a download or even possible of windows 7? Thanks!

My neighbor in the game has pink stoves (Which I found out are called Retro Rose Ovens) but I can't find them when I go to the menu of stoves to buy. This has only happened in the last few days so they can't be old items. I was wondering, do higher levels unlock the availability of other stoves and items because she;s a higher level than me.

I want to make my boyfriend a cola flavoured dessert as a surprise this weekend as its his favourite flavoured drink and he loves gummy cola bottles.

I've been looking online for the recipe of a cola flavoured cake or some other dessert, but the cola just seems to be a substitute for other ingredients and isn't really used for its taste.

Does anyone know of any recipes which actually TASTE like cola and taste GOOD?

I'm a BIG liquorice fan, and there's nothing I enjoy more than a sambuca and lemonade on a night out :)

But to buy from a shop, the bottles are quite expensive. Does anyone know any alternatives with the aniseed taste? Ideally I'm looking for something a little less expensive, but any brand names at all would be good :)

Oil paint is quite expensive, and I have all the colours I neeed except black. I know I could get a good deep black by mixing burnt umber and pthalo blue, but the blue I have isn't dark enough. The only possibility is using a small amount of acrylic paint. I don't know what'll happen if I mix it...Any ideas?

The last time I used my ps3 (30GB i think? The old one, anyways) was at the end of february, when the whole network thing died. I didn't know I wasn't supposed to turn it on obviously until I googled what the problem was. Since then, I've been too busy to play but today I turned it on and the background was different etc, as if I didn't turn it off properly the last time I used it, which is fair enough. But, when I go to try and change users, none of the icons load, there it loading icons next to my music and when I try to start a game the xmb disappears and I'm just left with the original background. Also, when trying to turn the machine off in the normal way from the xmb, it crashes when I go to select yes and just goes black but stays on constantly.

Is there anything I can do, seeing as this is a technical problem and entirely not my fault?

The day before my hair is due to be washed, it still looks great, except i get a few white flakes at the roots, particularly on my fringe which is pretty hard to hide! It's coming up to warmer weather now, so wearing a hat is not an option. Some days I'm too tired to wash and style my hair so I'd like some tips on how to hide or get rid of the flakes just for one day. I try brushing them but they just don't seem to go...

It's not a dandruff problem, it only occurs when my hair is desperate to be washed. Product build-up i suppose.

It was only on cereal, but all of last night and this morning I can't stop vomiting.

Is the milk likely to cause this? I really doubt it because it was sealed in the fridge for a while until I opened it and it had no weird taste, smell or texture...

Would the fact that my fringe is long affect their staying power? My hair skims my eyelashes, would the movement cause them to unstick?

It seems to be mainly on the inner corners, which unfortunately, is where they show the most!

Any tips? I've used many different brands and glues, individuals, pre-glued, everything! Would cutting them in half just for the outer corners work?