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Mountain man

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when I tol me mam an pap that I was goin to the mountains to trap an be a mountain man, they acted like theys gut shot ! They said son make yer life go here, down here's where the peoples is, them mountains is fer wild animals an savages, I said Folks, the rocky mountains is the marrow of the world and by God I was right.. I aint never seen 'em but my common sence tells me the Andes is foot hills an the Alps is fer chidrens ta play on.These here is Gods finest sculpturens an there aint no laws fer the brave ones, and there aint no asylums fer the crazy ones.an there aint no churches septin right here, an there aint no preachers septin the birds,by God I are a mountain man an I'll be one till a bullet or an arrow finds me, then I'll leave my bones to lie on this great map of the magnificent...I got the fastest horse, surest rifle, prettiest gal , ugliest dog! I can out wrestle a grizzly bar, out grin a mountain lion , ride a lightnin bolt an tote a steam boat on my back