tomservo552

Whenever I find people that I feel are really pathetic, or I really dislike humanity, or I have existential angst, I often get one of two urges:

1) To cut off all my hair.

2) To cut off a toe.

Sometimes these have slight variations like wearing all white clothing afterward or maybe taking 2 or 3 toes.

Should I act on the urges? Do you think they will actually help things? If so, how do you suggest going about cutting off said hair or toes?

I mean, what the hell is that? Sounds like squeaking or something.

What is a good estimate for the spring constant of the golf ball (assuming that it behaves like a Hooke's Law spring under compression)?

Ever since I lost my virginity, I keep finding that my tail has gotten longer and fuzzier. It is nearly a foot long now, and it makes my pants fit awkwardly. From what I can tell, the tail on most of my friends is barely even visable. Can someone tell me what is going on???

For preaching via Yahoo!Answers, will Don S get an extra jewel in heaven? Will I be living in the ghetto of heaven for thinking that his method of evangelizing is both ineffective and ridiculous?

This I believe: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branch_Davidian

I'm thinking Thursday. I've never quite gotten the hang of Thursdays. Oh, and any perfered method from experience? or perhaps any reasons to back out?

Linguistics, Philosophy, Anthropology, Agriculture or Other?

(Ideal job being professor)